Tall with a buzz cut and a toothy grin, Dr. Ralph Heap is a banjo-pickin’ orthopedic surgeon with a handsome family and enough charisma to worry incumbent Bob Worsley in the GOP primary for state senator from deeply red Legislative District 25. Heap also is a colossal hypocrite — and…
You gotta love one thing about Republicans: With them, there’s always blood in the water. With erstwhile Go Daddy exec Christine Jones hard on his heels in the GOP primary for governor, and an awesome anti-Ducey ad by a pro-Jones I.E. in circulation, Ducey has fired back beginning today with…
Christine Jones puts the goober into gubernatorial. Indeed, the former GoDaddy pimp-ess and GOP candidate for governor’s rhetoric on the issue of “border security” is proving increasingly delusional. Jones has zero experience in politics, and it shows. Anyone proud to have the endorsement of Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu, aka,…
Congressman Luis Gutierrez is expected to attend an immigration rally in support of Mary Rose Wilcox’s campaign for a seat in Arizona’s Seventh Congressional District. And Gutiérrez’s staff turned to the U.S. Capitol Police for advice after being made aware of a letter written by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio…
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a desperate man. And a bully, says Illinois Congressman Luis Gutiérrez. “I am proud to stand with Mary Rose Wilcox and the people of Arizona who can see through the Sheriff’s publicity stunts and are not intimidated by his bullying,” Gutiérrez says in response…
More than a year has passed since former Minuteman leader Chris Simcox was arrested on charges that he molested three minors, including one of his own daughters. Simcox has refused a generous plea deal from the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office, and so he bides his time in Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s…
Update 5:13 p.m.: Director of Sycamore Canyon Academy tells me that he has “no date and time” associated with arrival of children. Says he is not aware of children coming on Tuesday. See full update below. A longtime supporter of Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu says the sheriff tipped him…
I’m supposed to be off this week, using vacation time I don’t normally use. But to quote Al Pacino in The Godfather, Part III, “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.” See, I happened to spot an item on Tucson Weekly’s website by writer David…
Home-based porn girl Emma Lovett appears to be enjoyed by at least one mounted Maricopa Sheriff’s Office deputy in a Fourth of July Twitter pic. “Peace,” officer!…
Putting the jerk in knee-jerk, Arizona State Treasurer and Republican gubernatorial hopeful Doug Ducey has rolled out a new TV ad, trying like heck to look tough on the border. That’s no small task for a guy who either has the world’s worst barber or the world’s worst toupee, I’m…
Former Mesa Mayor and GOP gubernatorial candidate Scott Smith, known as a relative moderate on immigration, is joining in the inflammatory anti-immigrant rhetoric of his colleagues in a bid to score campaign contributions. In an e-mail fundraising blast sent out to potential contributors on Monday, Smith bashed Barack Obama, unnamed…
Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu raised about $26,000 in the first five months of the year for his political action committee dubbed “Paul Babeu for Arizona.” You might wonder who’s donating to the border hawk Republican who derailed his own Congressional campaign by sending half-naked photos of himself and sexually…
While Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne recovers from a four-night hospital visit for what his spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham says was a “minor procedure,” his re-election campaign is dead in the water. According to recently-filed documents with the Arizona Secretary of State, the embattled AG, who is facing active investigations from…
President Barack Obama, whose administration has already deported more than 2 million people since he took office, wants to send back children coming to the U.S. from Central America as soon as earthly possible. Today, the White House made public a letter to Congressional leaders seeing additional funds to deal…
Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne’s chief deputy and office hatchet man Eric “Rick” Bistrow has farmed out an internal investigation into allegations made by ex-AG employee Sarah Beattie to two attorneys who have contributed to Horne’s campaign in the past. In a letter dated June 18, Bistrow formally appointed Republican…
A sort of moral sickness has gripped this country in the face of the unprecedented number of minors crossing the border in Texas, one that manifests itself in panic, falsehoods, sheer stupidity, and knee-jerk nativist hatred. In Lawrenceville, Virginia (population 1,300), residents recently pitched a fit when they found out…
Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne, who literally may end up in handcuffs this year depending on the outcomes of various criminal probes into his scummy activities, is using a photo of migrant children detained in Texas to raise money for his re-election campaign. In a mass e-mail sent out Tuesday…
What does an aged blowhard like Sheriff Joe Arpaio know about the humanitarian crisis involving thousands of children from Central America crossing the border into the United States? Not a damn thing. Arpaio proved this categorically on the conservative site Newsmax TV in a recent interview with washed-up former Republican…
I officially take back everything bad I’ve said about this state’s Clean Elections laws. Well, almost. Because there’s no way in hell that a loser like disbarred ex-county attorney Andrew Thomas should be awarded three-quarters of a million dollars in public cash, as could happen during this election cycle. Still,…
It turns out that the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Cold Case Posse can use the Sheriff’s Office headquarters address in corporate filings, even though the posse’s based somewhere else. Rebecca Wilder, spokeswoman for the Arizona Corporation Commission, checked in with the agency’s staff this morning at the request of New Times…
The ultimate Obama birthers, the members of the county’s Cold Case Posse, listed a bogus address in filings with the state and now may have their corporation dissolved. Arizona Corporation Commission online records show the Cold Case Posse corporation, a nonprofit, is in “delinquent” status. It has 60 days to…
What did Arizona’s political leaders learn from the debacle over Arizona’s ethnic-cleansing legislation, Senate Bill 1070? They learned that hysteria, misinformation, and grandstanding work, as far as garnering attention, and that saying the dumbest thing you can is often surest route to getting your mug on Fox News. But wait,…
