FBI Seeks “Mummy Bandit;” Yeah, the Dude Actually Dressed Up Like a Mummy
After coming up with a bunch of the dumbest bandit names we’d ever heard, the FBI’s bandit-naming department has finally hit the nail on the head with the name of the latest bank-robbing buffoon.The federal fuzz is currently looking for “The Mummy Bandit” — the man they believe is responsible…