Serial Circle K Robber Sought by Phoenix Cops

The Phoenix Police Department is asking the public’s help in tracking down a guy who’s robbed six Circle K convenience stores in just over a week.According to the Phoenix Police Department, between March 4, and March 13, the suspect hit six stores in Phoenix, Mesa, Chandler, and Tempe…

As Promised, Cop-Evading Public Masturbator Tiberias Foster

Since our earlier post about Tiberias Foster, the 25-year-old alleged public masturbator/flasher extraordinaire who managed to get away from Tempe police officers three times yesterday before he was found hiding in a bush at an apartment complex by a police K-9, the Tempe Police Department provided New Times with his…

Missing Arizona Girl Believed to be in Utah; Taken by Man She Met Online

A Pima County girl is missing and authorities believe she was taken to Utah by a 19-year-old man she met online.Ashley Kingsbury, 13, was reported missing Monday, and is believed to have been taken to Utah by 19-year-old Jordan Anthony, with whom she’s reportedly been chatting on social networking websites…

Beer Thief Stabs Would-Be Hero During Heineken Heist

The Peoria Police Department needs the public’s help in tracking down a man they say stole a few Heinekens from a Circle K convenience store last night.According to police, the thief stole two 12-packs of Heineken from a Circle K near 87th Avenue and Bell Road. During the heist, a…

Chandler “Vampire” Gets Probation for Trying to Suck Roommates Blood

The Chandler man convicted of stabbing his roommate with the hopes of sucking his blood as part of a “vampire” ritual has been sentenced to three years probation.Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Warren Granville spared 24-year-old Aaron Homer any jail time for the bizarre incident, during which Homer and his…

Gabrielle Giffords “Making Leaps and Bounds” in Recovery, Doctors Say

For the first time in about seven weeks, doctors treating Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords held a news conference to update the public on the congresswoman’s condition after she was shot through the brain during the January 8 shooting rampage in Tucson.Things are looking good for Giffords.According to her doctors, Giffords is…

Daniel Wayne Cook Files Last-Ditch Petition to Avoid Execution

Give it up, bub…After sitting on death row for more than two decades, Daniel Wayne Cook is still fighting to avoid his date with the executioner’s needle, which happens to be less than a month away.Cook’s attorneys filed a petition to review his death sentence, claiming he suffers from  post-traumatic…