Glendale Man Shot in Front of Home; Suspect Still on Loose

The Glendale Police Department is actively searching for the person responsible for shooting a man in front of his house last night.About 8 p.m. yesterday, 9-1-1 dispatchers received several calls reporting gunshots were fired near 53rd Avenue and Greenway Road…

Andrew Thomas and Lisa Aubuchon are Criminally Corrupt, Dishonest Conspirators and Just Plain Sucky Lawyers, Says Formal State Bar Complaint

The real conspiracy was on the other side.Former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas and his lackey, Lisa Aubuchon, while alleging high crimes and conspiracies against county leaders, were conspiring criminally among themselves and Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s minions, says a formal complaint filed by the Arizona State Bar.Even a casual observer…

Mark Kelly, Husband of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, Heading to Space

After weeks of consideration, Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords’ astronaut husband has decided he’ll head to space in April on the space shuttle Endeavor’s final mission.Mark Kelly took a leave from training after Giffords was shot “through the brain” during the Tucson shooting rampage on January 8. Giffords was among 19 people…

Three Pooches Put Down After Attacking Arizona City Boy Last Month

The three dogs that attacked an Arizona City boy last month have been euthanized, Pinal County officials confirm to New Times.The dogs had been in mandatory quarantine after mauling the 10-year-old victim so badly he needed to be medevaced to a Phoenix hospital for treatment on January 19…

Pinal County Perv Tells Cops He Can’t Stop Molesting Little Girls

A Pinal County pervert admitted to police that he can’t stop molesting little girls and he needs to go to jail — that was only after police suspected him of molesting a 9-year-old family friend.The Pinal County Sheriff’s Office got information that 72-year-old Salvador Valentin had molested the 9-year-old daughter…

Hells Angels Hater Mike Yevtuck Wants World to Know He Aint No Racist

The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club and this newspaper have an (ahem) interesting relationship. Every time we write about the gang (literally every time), the comment section of each blog post erupts with comments from people accusing the group of molesting children, cooking meth, and various other crimes. Members of the…

Surprise Dad Tells Cops 14-Year-Old Stole Weed From His Son

Attention drug dealers: when your weed gets ripped off by a 14-year-old kid, the cops are the absolute last people you want to tell about it. A Surprise man apparently didn’t get the memo.Police arrested 35-year-old Sean Corwin earlier this week after they found him pounding on the front door…

Jared Loughner Hearings to be Held in Tucson, Judge Decides

When Tucson shooting suspect Jared Loughner appears before a judge on March 9, he will do so in a federal courtroom in Tucson, the judge handling Loughner’s case ruled this morning.Loughner appeared in a Phoenix federal court last week where a plea of not-guilty was entered on his behalf for…