El Mirage Man Arrested for Taking Nudey Photos of Neighbor

Kerby Young ​Having pictures of your nude, female neighbor isn’t the strangest thing in the world — assuming she gave them to you.  However, when you get the images by sneakin’ around outside her bathroom window with a camera — without her knowing — not only is it super-creepy, it’s…

Cows, Lots of ‘Em, Stolen From Arizona Ranch; New Mexico Man Charged

Seriously, who steals cows?Aside from the obvious physical challenges such a task presents, the legal ramifications don’t decrease based on difficulty of theft.In other words, you’re better off stealing a diamond — or just about anything that doesn’t weigh as much as a small car and that doesn’t require you…

Dying Dogs in Unshaded Back Yard Leads to Arrest of Phoenix Man

  Pets need more than just food and exercise in the summer — they need some damned shade, too. Xavier Montes, 30, didn’t catch on to this part of dog ownership, court records show. At about 10 a.m. on Friday, police were called to Montes’ home at 10407 West Montecito Avenue to check…

Tunnel-Digging Kiddy-Porn Suspect Apparently Likes Cross-Dressing, Too

The story about the Glendale man who apparently dug a tunnel leading to a secret, underground room in his backyard just got even creepier.The guy, 45-year-old William Willis, apparently is a cross-dresser with a porn addiction, too.So, of course, we cued up the infamous Buffalo Bill dance scene from Silence of…

Bank Robber on Loose After Phoenix Heist — Suspect’s a Chick

There’s a bank robber on the loose, and unlike the vast majority of bank robbery suspects, this one’s a chick.Phoenix police Detective Mike Fischer tells New Times that the robbery occurred yesterday at the Chase Bank at 6000 North 19th Avenue in Phoenix around 2:30 p.m.Fischer says the suspect (that’s…

Supervisor Andrew Kunasek Faces Criminal Probe; Sheriff’s Office Also Says Evidence of Crimes By County Officials Must Be Reviewed Before Their Claims are Settled

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office is demanding that county risk managers review “evidence” of criminal acts by county officials before settling any claims by those officials. The demand comes in a strongly worded news release and letter by Chief Deputy David Hendershott that accuses County Supervisor Andrew Kunasek of stealing $15,000…