Thief Steals $300 Worth of Fake Weed From Flagstaff Head Shop

Did you hear the one about the guy who broke into a head shop and stole $300 worth of fake weed? Probably not, because it’s not a joke — some idiot actually did it on Monday night in Flagstaff.In the police blotter of yesterday’s Arizona Daily Sun, there is a…

Phoenix Man Blames PetCo for Case of Rat-Bite Fever (Whatever That is)

We’ve heard of all sorts of fevers — cat-scratch, valley, fevers where the only prescription is “more cow-bell” — but we weren’t familiar with the variety that a Phoenix man claims made him “violently ill,” prompting a lawsuit against PetCo.George Heitzman claims he contracted something called rat-bite fever after he bought…

Phoenix Meth-Head Viciously Beats His 85-year-old Mom

A Phoenix meth addict woke up from his pipe dream early Sunday morning and began viciously attacking his 85-year-old mother, thinking his house was under attack by an intruder. The woman, Eva Fitzgerald, called 911 just after 2:30 a.m. and told police that her son was hitting her. Operators could…

Reason Magazine Assails Andrew Thomas as “Sheriff Joe’s Enabler”

Reason, the influential libertarian magazine devoted to “free minds and free markets,” has published a piece criticizing Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas as “Sheriff Joe’s Enabler.”The piece was published online yesterday.In it, senior editor Radley Balko explains that “[f]or all of Arpaio’s tough on crime preening, Thomas may actually be…

Amended RICO Complaint Against County Officials Still Piece of Crap

We thought that this time, maybe things would be different.Ha!Last month, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and County Attorney Andrew Thomas filed a lawsuit against county officials and a few prominent judges, attempting to use RICO laws to show that these public officials are a “criminal enterprise.” Not surprisingly, considering…

Tucson Mother Admits to Starving Baby to Death; May Get Parole

A Tucson woman told a judge on Wednesday that she starved her baby, Kimberlie, which caused the baby’s death in August of 2008. In Pima County Superior Court, 27-year-old Terri Sullivan admitted to starving the baby after she was born in July 2008, as well as failing to get help when it was…

Ohio Lawyer Admits to Taking Money From Arizona-Based Drug Ring

A lawyer in Ohio pleaded guilty yesterday to money laundering charges stemming from money he received from the leader of a drug ring based in Phoenix. Authorities say 40-year-old Kyle Hunter received more than $100,000 from convicted drug king-pin Leonard Barnhouse. Payment for services rendered, right? Wrong — Barnhouse paid…

Dennis Wilenchik Cleared of All Wrongdoing by AZ Bar — No, Really

Dennis Wilenchik, the one-time special prosecutor whose investigation into New Times led to the nighttime arrests of its top executives, has been cleared of all wrongdoing by the State Bar of Arizona.And, sadly, this isn’t one of those New Times spoofs. The State Bar really has dismissed all claims against…