“Supernanny” Comes To Phoenix in Search of the Worst Kids in Town

Has your sparkling bundle of joy turned into an adolescent monster? If so, you’re in luck; the ABC reality show “Supernanny” is coming to town in search of the Valley’s most misbehaved minors.The show will be holding open casting calls on Saturday at The Phoenix Zoo and Wet ‘n’ Wild…

Joe Arpaio Considers Run for Guv According to Phoenix Business Journal, David Hendershott Considers Exile in Honduras

Sheriff Joe Arpaio may be considering a run for Governor of Arizona, according to Phoenix Business Journal reporter Mike Sunnucks. If he does so, Chief Deputy David Hendershott might be considering self-imposed exile in Honduras. Or maybe Shanghai. For Captain Joel Fox, center of the SCA scandal and G. Gordon Liddy-wannabe, there’s always harakiri. This…

Tom Horne Thinks Obama’s Plan to Address Students Is a Call to Worship

President Obama is heading back to school next Tuesday, and Arizona Schools Superintendent Tom Horne doesn’t like it. You’d think he’d be thrilled; maybe now someone will pass the AIMS test. Horne gave President Obama a lesson in educating children in a statement he issued Tuesday, and when the fearless leader of one…

Hot Links: D-Backs, Multiple Fires, and Obama’s School Speech

Governor Jan Brewer signed a bill yesterday which allows for the sale of some of Arizona’s public properties. House Bill 2010 dictates the state try to raise as much as $735 million by selling state-owned buildings and then leasing them back. Buildings that could be sold include the House and…

Sept. 3 In Blogs: Steven Anderson, Fivespeed, Crab Legs, and Pfizer

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries: Feathered Bastard: Steven Anderson’s Yuma City Warrant for “Disorderly Conduct,” and RP4409’s Moronic Misuse of the Word…

McCain Jokes About Demanding Recount on Tonight Show

John McCain’s presidential dreams just won’t die.Our fearless senator took the stage of The Tonight Show last night, and joked with host Conan O’Brien about demanding a recount of the 2008 presidential election.”I land in the airport today, LAX, and I’m walking through and everybody said, ‘I loved for you. I voted…

Arizona’s Bungled Budget May Help Sex Offenders Slip Under the Radar

The state budget battle has prevented Arizona from complying with a federal mandate that requires states to enter information about sex offenders into a national database.   The Adam Walsh Act of 2006 requires states to submit information about their most prolific perverts by July of this year, and Arizona has failed to do so…