UPDATE: Knucklehead Driver in Phoenix Cop Murder Takes Witness Stand

The driver who says front-seat passenger Donald Delahanty fired four bullets in Phoenix police officer David Uribe’s face back in May 2005 took the witness stand Tuesday at Delahanty’s first-degree murder trial. The underlying question to Chris Wilson’s terse, stark, and generally believable testimony was: Why? Why in the world…

Adolf Hitler an Arizona Cardinals Fan? Check it Out.

We’ve gotten our fair share of hate mail over the years, especially after our Super Bowl cover story about weak-kneed Cardinals fans and their coal-mining hillbilly counterparts (Steeler Nation) from Western Pennsylvania, but we’ve never received anything as hilarious/disturbing as this video. Yes, those are the words from one of our…

End Game: Phoenix Suns Face an Offseason of Discontent

A mere week into the new season, the Arizona Diamondbacks’ top pitcher is on the disabled list with a sore wing and the D-Backs couldn’t hit a slow-pitch grapefruit with a two-by-four. You think they’ve got problems? This year’s star-crossed campaign for Your Phoenix Suns mercifully comes to an end…

Obama Degree: ASU “Blew It” in Not Awarding Degree, Says Official in Leaked E-mail

  Arizona State University “blew it” by not awarding President Obama an honorary degree, a university marketing official writes in a leaked e-mail. The political blogger for the Arizona Daily Star in Tucson reports today that he received an e-mail, originally sent to someone out-of-state, from Terri Shafer, ASU’s vice-president of marketing and strategic…

Beagle March Planned Against Chandler’s Covance Facility

Animal rights activists plan to march at a Chandler medical-testing lab plan on Sunday behind a procession of beagles. A group organized by Citizens Against Covance will walk about a half-mile on Gilbert Road just north of Germann Road to a spot near the Covance facility. As a statement against the company,…

Angry Bus Driver Breaks Nose of Passenger Who Questioned His Driving

Plenty of drivers chafe at criticism from their backseat counterparts — but Phoenix bus driver Michael Berry took his annoyance to a whole new level. Berry, a driver with Valley Metro, responded to complaints from a 28-year-old passenger last April by allegedly attacking him with his fists. Witnesses told police that Berry slammed the…

Violent Fugitive on the Loose in West Valley, Says DPS

Warning: Extreme badass on the loose. The Arizona Department of Public Safety warns that Angel J. Valenzuela, 37, was on the run yesterday near 27th Avenue, between Bethany Home and Glendale Avenue, after vowing to shoot at any cop who tried to take him back to prison. The agency says  its troopers tried…

Hot Links: Sexy Temples, Tomb Pimping, and Vatican Gone Wild

Phoenix police are keeping a close eye on the Phoenix Goddess Temple after receiving complaints from neighbors that the temple is really a brothel. The temple offers “cuddle parties” and a sex ed program on Fridays…The Phoenix Suns beat the Memphis Grizzlies 119-110 Monday night, marking their 45th victory this…

Peoria Car Show for Charity to “Fire it up” With Sweet Rides

Got the hots for hot-rods and low-riders? Then you may want to put the Peoria Fire Department’s “Fire It Up” car show on your list for next weekend. Vehicle enthusiast and firefighter Mark Barbee hosts the event this Sunday, April 19, at the Peoria Sports Complex (see press release below)…