Before Don Stapley’s Indictment, There Was the Land Deal

Behind the year’s most shocking indictment — 118 criminal counts filed last month against Maricopa County Supervisor Don Stapley — is a bizarre tale of a land deal turned ugly, a $360 million jury verdict reduced to nothing, and a political fundraiser hosted by one of the Valley’s most influential…

News: Staff Writer Wanted

New Times has an immediate opening for a full-time staff writer. We’re looking for a journalist with sharp investigative skills who understands the difference between magazine-style reporting and the hurried fact-finding of daily newspaper reporting. If your copy is as much a pleasure to read as it is well researched,…

Charles Barkley Sweats DUI Arrest in Unflattering Mug Shot

Few people look good in a police mug shot, but this must be one of the worst sides of Sir Charles Barkley ever seen.In a story covered extensively today by the national media, Barkley was arrested last night in Old Town Scottsdale on suspicion of DUI after he allegedly ran a…

Graffiti on the Light Rail? Hey, I Told You So…

If these two were around today in P-town, the knuckledraggin’ KTAR-types’d shoot ’em on sight: Keith Haring (above) and Jean-Michel Basquiat. Ah, let the provincialism roll like a mighty wave of something brown through our benighted Valley, where every time someone hacks a loogie or lets fly an air biscuit…

Dec. 30 In Blogs: DMX, Light Rail, Psychics and More

We understand that in the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. Worry not! We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times’ blogs. Today’s entries:  Valley Fever: Rapper DMX Pleads Guilty to Animal Cruelty and Other Charges  Phoenix…

Rapper DMX Pleads Guilty to Animal Cruelty and Other Charges

His life on the run finished for now, DMX pleaded guilty to a charge of animal cruelty today, finally ‘fessing up to the fact that he treated his dogs poorly. As reports from the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office show, DMX — whose real name is Earl Simmons — left a veritable kennel…

Jan Brewer: Herbert Hoover in High Heels and a Pantsuit

Separated at birth? According to economist Paul Krugman, it’s possible. Will soon-to-be Arizona Governor Jan Brewer repeat the mistakes of Republicans in the midst of the Great Depression, specifically those of President Herbert Hoover?It seems likely. With a GOP-led legislature intent on “starving the beast,” as they call state government,…

Glendale Police Officer Matt Brown Publishes Hilarious Memoir

We remember Glendale cop Matt Brown as one of the better public information officers. Brown always was straight-forward and responsive, and had a sense of humor. Even when was in a hurry, all you had to do was mention Ohio State football and he’d suddenly find all the time in the world to chat. …

Bear Market: Phoenix Suns at Memphis Grizzlies Tonight

The Boston Celtics bought themselves an NBA Championship in 2007-08. The Los Angeles Lakers nearly stole one by snookering away the rights to All-Star forward Pau Gasol from the Memphis Grizzlies last February 1 for the NBA equivalent of nothing. Oh, Memphis Coach Marc Iavaroni, a former Suns assistant, called…

Shaq Leads the Way in Suns Victory Over Worst Team in NBA

The Phoenix Suns played all but nine minutes of Monday night’s game against the Oklahoma City Thunder without Steve Nash, and the team seemed to pick up steam after its floor leader went to the locker room with back spasms. Even if it was against the team with the worst…