Worst Foot Forward: Trail Blazers at Suns

However well they might do this year, your Sunnies are a team on the decline; Nash and Shaq are AARP members by NBA standards. Portland’s either the league’s team of tomorrow, or its biggest bust. And which way the Blazers go depends on the bum foot of presumed superstar Greg…

Last Night’s Phoenix Suns Game Almost Made Us Miss Mike D’Antoni

Earth to Suns Coach Terry Porter: Shaq’s an old man. You can’t play down to his level. After last night’s drubbing by the Los Angeles Lakers, we almost missed departed (for the New York Knicks) Coach Mike D’Antoni. Hey, we said almost. The jury’s still out on whether Porter’s a…

Jan Brewer’s Blast from the Past, Courtesy of New Times

We at New Times have fond memories of Secretary of State Jan Brewer — we simply love foul-mouthed women like her. As the state prepares for a possible Brewer regime if Janet Napolitano flies the coop to be Homeland Security chief, we can’t help but skip down Memory Lane to…

Shaq is Really on Twitter, and He’s Following My Mom

Twitter is a social networking site where people send updates from their computers and cell phones about what they’re doing and where they are at any given moment. There have been plenty of faux accounts where people have posed as celebrities (there was a guy pretending to be Stephen Colbert early this year), so when I heard that basketball superstar Shaquille O’Neal had an account as “The Real Shaq,” I was skeptical.

Sonoran Alliance Political Blog Defends Its Use of Anonymous Writers

The mostly anonymous hacks at the right-wing blog sonoranalliance.com take issue with a recent Valley Fever post about their use of unnamed writers, blabbering in an article yesterday that New Times ought to worry about selling more tattoo parlor ads. Look, it’s a fact that we and others who read…

Digital Billboards Coming to Town as Tolleson Okays New Signs

More digital billboards will be sprouting along Interstate 10 through Tolleson after the town gave the signs the green light this week. The town debated for more than a year whether to allow the billboards, which have popped up alongside freeways in other communities . Some residents believe the highly…

Fear of a Black Prez and Crazy White Folks with Guns

Why worry? As The Turner Diaries reveals, ofays and guns go together like grits and runny eggs. What the hell is wrong with white people? Numerous media reports of late have detailed a run on gun stores by crazed crackers who believe the new black President-elect will take their firearms…