Scales of Injustice

Hangin’ County Attorney Rick Romley has a message to any citizen who gets behind the wheel of a vehicle: If you accidentally injure someone, you’ll do hard time. If you accidentally injure a cop, you’ll do double hard time. If you recklessly injure someone and you are a cop, chill…

The Last Days of Gold Bar

Jeff Newton is looking for office space. Nothing fancy, just a table and chairs, a good desk lamp and a caramel double-shot latte waiting when he walks in the door. For the past four years — nearly every night since January, when he quit his waiter job at Olive Garden…

The Danger Zone

The new message recorded on the information line at Duncan Family Farms is straightforward, but veiled. “Due to operational issues outside of our control, we are temporarily suspending activities in our farm yard. Our farming operation is continuing as usual; this suspension is only for the farm yard activities.” Given…

Creative Movement

The Metropolitan Arts Institute, downtown Phoenix’s well-regarded charter arts school, will be moving to new digs in the middle of the school year. The school is being forced out as part of the city and landlord Jim Kaufman’s plans to preserve historic buildings at the former Phoenix Union High School…

Blame Game

As most bishops nationwide begin digging themselves out from the avalanche of priest sex scandals, Bishop Thomas O’Brien seems intent on digging himself deeper. O’Brien’s latest outrage of many stems from a column I wrote three weeks ago about two women’s accusations of sexual misconduct by Father Patrick Colleary, an…

We’re talkin’ Football

Coaching StrategyThe good guys: I just wanted to thank you for a great column regarding the so-called “abuse” scandal at Mountain View High School (“Ode to Coach Busken,” Robert Nelson, May 23). As a former Toro (Coach Parker era), it was nice to see another viewpoint other than the trash…

Ghosts of Mars

Annie Lopez gives as good as she gets. Offend her and you’ll likely find yourself starring in her artwork. An example at hand of her cathartic approach is a piece she created last year featuring the silhouette of a woman and the legend You Are So Judgmental, inspired by a…

Going Strong

Buddy Strong sauntered through the throng during an intermission at the Cricket Pavilion last Sunday night, looking for friends and family there to celebrate his homecoming. The 21-year-old Phoenix native was about to take the stage as the keyboard player for Usher Raymond, one of pop R&B’s biggest young stars…

Guard Slack

Phoenix aviation department officials are considering canceling an $800,000-a-year contract for a security services company owned by Phoenix city councilman Michael Johnson because the company has failed to perform its duties. Aviation director David Krietor says a decision will be made in the next week or so whether to seek…

Ode to Coach Busken

I just slapped my 5-year-old on the head. He wasn’t wearing a helmet. He stumbled a bit from the blow. He squared up again like some tough guy, so I thumped him in the gut. Call Child Protective Services. Call the principal and superintendent. Quit the team, call a parents’…

Weenie Roast

Sometimes The Spike just wants to bang its pointy little head against a brick wall. The one at Phoenix’s downtown Fire Station 1 will do nicely this time. What’s got The Spike in a lather this week is a recent federal court judgment against the City of Phoenix to settle…

Prince and the Paupers

Disappearing ActNeighborhood watchers: I thoroughly enjoyed reading the article about Eva Mae Wilson (“Whatever Happened to Eva Mae?” John W. Allman, May 16). I, too, was relieved to hear that she is alive, and I, too, was disappointed to hear that she does not have good living conditions. I just…

Ethics, Morals and Sex Ads, Oh My!

Bored of Supervisors Aloha, Mr. Stapley: The article “Crack Addicts, Political Shenanigans and Indian Relics” (John Dougherty, May 9) goes a long way to explain why Arizona, my old residence, and Hawaii, my new residence, have both dropped near the bottom of the 2002 “Best States.” Louisiana is ranked last…

Whatever Happened to Eva Mae?

Eva Mae Wilson might as well have been a ghost. She didn’t speak to strangers. She never opened her front door to company. She guarded her personal life as if it were a precious treasure someone might want to steal. For most of her life, she cultivated anonymity like the…

Elephant Man

The toddler in the photograph beams as he rests his arm on the cantaloupe-size growth on his side. The doll-faced boy in the old print seems unaware that his body shouldn’t look this way, that the growth isn’t an armrest, that humans shouldn’t have cauliflower feet. Doctors in Denver chopped…

Now Read This

The Spike nearly dropped the phone this week when Barbara Kingsolver called back. The Tucson writer has become infamous for her J.D. Salinger-esque disappearing acts, and she’s been mum on the topic of One Book AZ, the group grope of a book club in which librarians invited the entire state…

Escape From Tempe

Longtime Tempe resident Babak Dehghanpisheh knew long before he graduated from college in 1993 that he needed to see the world before he sorted out his career path. So he went to work on a boat in Alaska, “slinging the crab,” for months. The experience only aroused Dehghanpisheh’s wanderlust. Eight…

Crack Addicts, Political Shenanigans and Indian Relics

David Therrien had a simple proposal for real estate developer Dixon “Duke” Cowley. In July 2000, Therrien says he approached Cowley seeking to lease an abandoned lumber yard that Cowley had purchased in June 2000 for $1.2 million. Therrien says he wanted to negotiate a one-month lease for the 7.8-acre…

Shrinking Staff

Until a few weeks ago, it seemed certain that beloved Maricopa County Jail psychiatrist Leonardo Garcia-Bunuel had lost his job of 28 years. Garcia-Bunuel had been informed of his firing March 5, in a terse letter approved by then-director of Correctional Health Services Joseph P. Murray. “The intent of this…

Grudge Match

Little Nasty Boy sits sullenly at home in Oregon on a weekday afternoon. He has just been informed, for the second time in two weeks, that a scheduled midget wrestling bout in Phoenix, in which he was to take on Pitbull Patterson, has been canceled. The news hits him like…

Hurtt So Good

Hurtt So GoodBeing in the news biz, The Spike makes it a point to keep up with the countless newspapers, magazines, tabloids and various other rags that abound in a city the size of Phoenix. But The Spike had never seen or even heard of a slick local entertainment guide…

Bless the Beasts and the Children

Arresting DevelopmentsDisorganized crime: Kudos to New Times for its excellent article “Capitol Cop-Out” about the Capitol Police (John W. Allman, April 25). This is yet another example of the validity of the Peter Principle — that organizations die because the people who run them who have risen to the top…