RoxSand in Your Face Having read the positive review of Morton’s of Chicago by New Times, it came as quite a surprise to pick up the June 6 issue and find RoxSand Scocos’ vitriolic slap at our restaurant and staff (“Menu for a Small Planet”). Obviously, Morton’s of Chicago is…
In chess, one player may be able to position his pieces to win in a set number of moves, regardless of the countermoves made by his opponent. Once this position is reached, skill and experience are meaningless. There is simply no way the opponent can protect his king from capture,…
It had not been a good month for Bob. First it was the woman, his girlfriend of a year and a half, who gave him the heave-ho. Then his truck broke down. Then somebody shot him in the head. That was eight months ago. Ask him about it now, and…
The 23-count federal indictment of Governor Fife Symington is a positive step for democracy in Arizona. The trial will make public, and notorious, business dealings that prosecutors have exposed in grand jury confidentiality. The only thing better than the indictment will be Symington’s conviction. Do not be misled by the…
At 11:45 a.m. on Thursday, June 13, the sound from four knocks on the inside of a wooden door bounced down a long hallway on the seventh floor of the U.S. District Courthouse in downtown Phoenix. They were the sounds of destiny. Outside the door, three assistant U.S. attorneys had…
As an eligibility clerk for the Arizona Department of Economic Security, Gloria-Jean Clarke spent her days with poor people, signing them up for welfare and inclusion in the state’s indigent health-care system. Although Clarke certainly didn’t qualify for food stamps, she always found it difficult to save on a $21,000…
Long Beach, California. The 1976 Olympic swimming trials. Hoisting his 20-month-old son above his head, Gary Hall swims a victory lap and salutes a cheering crowd packed into the Belmont Plaza swimming pool. At age 24, Hall has just become the second man to make the U.S. Olympic swim team…
Bill Mahoney is a real estate agent by trade, and, being a real estate agent, he talks to a good amount of people and can hold forth on many subjects. Tell you what, he says, and, next thing you know, you’re wrapped in gab and squirming for freedom. Before long,…
Competitive swimming at its highest levels contains a certain measure of magic. Superpowered performances happen only when a great number of elements are in perfect mixture. And the window of opportunity for unforgettable swims is extremely narrow. It is usually no more than a few days, once or twice a…
New Times staff writer Paul Rubin has received the State Bar of Arizona’s annual Award of Appreciation. The award is given “in recognition of outstanding service toward creation of a better public understanding of the legal profession, the administration of justice, the judiciary or the legislative process.” The 1995 award…
When the U.S. Department of Justice asked Arizona elections director Lisa Daniel for a progress report on a new law designed to get low-income citizens to vote, Daniel did what Arizona Republicans love to do. She told the feds to get lost. It’s true that the Department of Justice has…
All the News That Fits, They Print Those easternliberalmediaelite have done it again. They come into town with their fancy luggage and black turtlenecks and fat expense accounts, interview a few chamber-of-commerce types, then write some blind-boosterish fluff. The New York Times is the latest offender. A May 26 Times…
Smashing Punkin Regarding Michael Kiefer’s article in the May 30 issue about the Lone Fire (“Time to Burn”): As residents and business owners in Punkin Center, we think Kiefer should visit our town and see what we have here, or at least look at an Arizona map and find out…
You don’t have to be an enlightened sensualist to realize that railroad trains are romantic. The train is a streamlined fist of American steel and spirit that has punched its way across this nation in movies, paintings, photographs, songs, stories and real life. Trains brought the coasts together. Trains begat…
Jose Rodriquez died just before noon, curled up on a mattress on a concrete floor, his head resting in his own vomit. For days before his death on March 26, Rodriquez, 39, could barely stand or sip from a cup of water. He was emaciated, feverish, dehydrated, twitching–classic signs of…
In an unexpected move, the state Water Quality Appeals Board has delayed deciding whether the Phelps Dodge Corporation can build Verde Valley Ranch, a housing development surrounding a golf course that would be built on several acres of toxic mine tailings. The tailings are now contaminating groundwater seeping into the…
Did Speeds Kill? The driver of a pickup truck that slammed into the car driven by Phoenix accountant John Yeoman may face negligent-homicide charges, Phoenix police say. Yeoman was killed April 5 at the entrance to the Pointe Hilton at Tapatio Cliffs on Seventh Street after turning his Ford Escort…
Although Governor J. Fife Symington III and his wife, Ann, claim to maintain separate assets, Arizona’s first couple frequently commingled finances when paying everything from mortgages to credit-card bills. The repeated mixing of the couple’s routine expenses was revealed during Ann Symington’s May 20 sworn deposition, taken as part of…
That’s Not Italian To my dismay, Marshall W. Mason’s review of Italian Funerals & Other Festive Occasions was dead on (May 16). Where were the festive occasions noted in the very misleading title? The characters and accents were about as Italian as Chef Boyardee. I guess joking about your mother’s…
The head of Wilhelm Richard Wagner is cracked in many places. There are bulging veins of yellowed glue across his cranium, and a hole gapes in his right temple. Also, the head is no longer attached to the upper torso. But wounds like these are to be expected when you’re…
On May 22, as he fielded questions on KFYI radio, Sheriff Joe Arpaio scoffed at accusations that his Tent City jail is inviting catastrophe. “I haven’t had any riots, I haven’t had any problems with the tents or the jails. Where are my riots?” Arpaio said. Judy Flanders couldn’t believe…
Luis Sharpe contacted New Times staff writer Paul Rubin several weeks ago from the Maricopa County Jail. The ex-Arizona Cardinals star said he was ready to talk about his demise publicly and unconditionally. The pair spent more than 12 hours in jailhouse sessions between May 13 and May 22, when…
