Earth to Joe Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has gained international fame for his harsh treatment of criminals. Just ask him. Last week that fame earned Arpaio ten minutes of face-to-face with Tom Snyder, the guffawing host of CBS’s Late, Late Show. Arpaio assured Snyder he was a straight-shootin’, coffee-,…
It was a new moon, so the desert was dark and shadowless on that warm mid-August night two years ago. A little after 3:15 a.m., a Ford diesel pickup truck turned down a remote dirt road that leads to an isolated desert hot springs about 20 miles south of Safford,…
Karen Higgins wants her daughter to start high school at New School for the Arts, which is one of Arizona’s new charter schools. The school welcomes her. But Higgins lives in the Phoenix Union High School District (PUHSD), which operates under a desegregation order and an agreement with the federal…
The mad scientist of scooterdom is a little guy in shorts by the name of Bob Darnell. In truth, he is not so little–maybe five feet nine or ten, possibly five feet eight, he’s not exactly sure–but he seems small in the diminutive, oil-spattered world he’s created from an old…
A Big Day for Tree-Hugging Squirrels The University of Arizona has absorbed another blow to its ten-year effort to build the world’s largest optical telescope on Mount Graham in southeastern Arizona. The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has rejected the university’s appeal of an April ruling requiring UofA to…
I came home one night last week and there were two German girls in my house. One was sleeping on the living-room couch. The other was in the backyard drinking one of my Rolling Rocks. And when I say German girls, I mean as in “from Germany.” Monika and Katrin,…
Ramon Alvarez is Governor J. Fife Symington III’s longtime friend. He is also the father of Symington’s rumored love interest, Annette Alvarez. So it came as no surprise that Ramon Alvarez, a Douglas attorney, was the governor’s recent choice for the Cochise County Superior Court bench. The appointment has angered…
Golf courses. Clubhouses. Swimming pools. “Active adults” enjoying the good life in their golden years. This is the vision the developers have for 2,200-acre PebbleCreek Golf Resort, a new planned retirement community in Goodyear. The developers, SunCor Development Company and various companies operated by the Robson family, are proud of…
Say what you like about Van Buren, there’s no denying that a leisurely cruise down this crippled street is not without a certain horrific charm. Even beyond the dazzling side show of cheap whores, beyond the tanned, thin, tattooed, shirtless guys emerging from run-down courts and jaywalking into heavy traffic,…
Last month, Almitra Von Willcox left her San Diego home and went for a walk. And if all goes according to plan, the freelance photographer won’t return from her stroll until June 3, 2005–the date that the self-styled “Photo Gypsy” hopes to complete a ten-year trek around the world on…
In early June, Sheldon Weiner met with his employees at Family Archive Press, a Phoenix firm that published and telemarketed genealogy books. He said he wanted to respond to an anonymous note someone had dropped into a suggestion box. Tell Shelly to smile more, the note had said. This place…
Weasel Alert! As chairman of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, Jim Bruner cast the vote creating a sales tax that will fund a major league baseball stadium downtown. That move contributed to his being trounced in a bid for Congress last year, but don’t feel sorry for Jim. He…
On a cool night in early November, Muffin Shew left work at the Robinson’s department store in Paradise Valley Mall, like she always did, shortly after 9 p.m. She drove her big, old silver T-bird with the same sense of purpose with which she lived her life, barreling down the…
Cody Lundin, Primitive Guy, is ready to go. He is wearing no shoes in the parking lot of a Safeway store outside Prescott. This is a common thing for him, this not wearing shoes. He does not wear them at home, he does not wear them when he drives, he…
If crime and pestilence and natural disaster and the other perils of modern life make you want to stay at home with the doors and windows locked, think again. You’re not safe even there, as a Tempe family discovered when a plumber searching out a persistent water leak from a…
Given the opportunity last week to go head-to-head with Governor Fife Symington, Attorney General Grant Woods flinched. Not only did Woods pull his legal punches, refusing to seek criminal charges in his investigation of Project SLIM, the attorney general’s actions also raise serious questions about why Symington is being distanced…
Like organic tomatoes, natural peanut butter and tofu hot dogs, controversy has always been a hot commodity around Tempe’s Gentle Strength Co-op. Let someone suggest anything more substantive than “Have a nice day,” and you can be sure some disgruntled faction inside the member-owned cooperative will squawk that the organization…
The Rule Dave Alt faced the prisoner at Madison Street Jail. “You made a mistake, dude, a big, big mistake,” Alt told Jimmy Lee Luman in the fall of 1993. “You won’t beat her. Not in your dreams. You might beat the system. But she’s gonna haunt you until the…
Ignacio Alvaraz does not know much about the “cross-cultural two-nation vacations” being touted by the newly formed Center for Arizona-Sonora Regional Tourism Development. Then again, Alvaraz, a Yaqui Indian elder, didn’t travel to the United States from his native Mexico to sightsee. He came to inform fellow Yaquis in Arizona…
It’s Dumpster-diving paradise. And the best thing is you don’t have to dive into a smelly garbage can. Thanks to lax security by the state Department of Transportation, hundreds of condemned homes in the pathway of the Squaw Peak Parkway north of Shea Boulevard sit empty, vulnerable to anyone with…
A committee of criminal justice and mental health experts met regularly last year as the debate over Ardrey McFarland’s legal fate raged. The sessions did not always go smoothly. “There are so many angles on this,” says Superior Court Judge Robert Myers, who chaired the committee for a time. “We…
At Least It Wasn’t Larry Everyone knows GOP supermouth Newt Gingrich and his half-sister, Candace, are politically incompatible. An occasional mention of cyberspace aside, the House speaker generally supports his party’s ultraconservative wing. Candace, of course, is active in gay-rights issues and groups. Despite those differences, the Gingrich siblings had…
