CIGNA NURSES A GRUDGE

The calls started rolling in early last Thursday morning. CIGNA employees were calling to say that someone had emptied the New Times rack outside their Seventh Street and McDowell office and tossed all the newspapers into a nearby Dumpster. The employees said they wanted to read New Times’ cover story,…

THIS JUST IN: CHANNEL 3 NEWS SPOILS EMMYS

This Just In: Channel 3 News Spoils Emmys The production numbers! The acceptance speeches! The bad gowns and worse hairdos! With this kind of excitement in the air, it was easy to overlook a brief disclaimer at the beginning of ABC’s televised Emmy Awards ceremony explaining that Channel 3 viewers…

LOUSY FOOTBALL, PART ONE: THE CARDINALS

When you walk through the front door of Buddy Ryan’s bar on Washington Street, the first thing that hits you is the huge trophy case on your right. There are no trophies. You have to win something to get a trophy. In case you haven’t noticed, Ryan’s team doesn’t do…

THE MAN WHO ENGINEERED BASHA’S WIN

Rick DeGraw grins. He has good reason. “On election night at 11 o’clock,” Rick DeGraw says, “I got a call from Terry Goddard’s campaign. “Terry was then leading Eddie Basha by 1,600 votes. They ask me, ‘Do you guys want to concede?’ “`This is some kind of joke, isn’t it?’…

LOUSY FOOTBALL, PART TWO: ASU

I had time to kill. So before last Saturday night’s Arizona State football game, I went to Fat Tuesday, one of those joints that have created a blight along Mill Avenue in Tempe. You know the kind of place. If you have a ticket stub, they will give you $1…

WARNING CIGNA

La Donna Sell was talking to her son when she set down the phone to answer the door. Suddenly, she fell to the floor, as one spasm after another surged through her body. Writhing in convulsions, she lost consciousness. She had been struck by a grand mal seizure. La Donna’s…

ARIZONA’S OIL CHANGE

The Arizona Department of Weights and Measures is breaking the law and endangering the environment by refusing to test recycled oil that is burned as fuel by heavy industry, according to an official at the Arizona Department of Environmental Quality. Service stations and other maintenance shops must pay disposal services…

BUDDY RYAN LEADS THE CARDINALS’ JUGGER-NOT

“You’ve got a winner in town,” Buddy Ryan told us that fine day. This was a few minutes after Ryan signed that fat contract with Bill Bidwill, the Cardinals owner. Buddy Ryan reminds me of Jackie Gleason playing Ralph Kramden. All Ryan needs on the sidelines is one of Kramden’s…

SPARRING AMONG THE INTELLIGENTSIA IS AS ROUGH AS ANY BAR FIGHT

TELLURIDE–John Simon, the New York magazine critic known for his spiteful reviews, is in top form. He has just finished an interview in which he said that the only thing that’s bearable for him on television these days are the O.J. Simpson hearings. “That’s because I can’t wait to see…

IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS, BALLPLAYERS WERE UNDERPAID

Those were simpler times. It’s difficult for us to conceive what life must have been like for even the most supremely talented professional baseball players before Marvin Miller formed the major league players’ union. Currently, we are weary of the Promethean arrogance and astronomical salaries of today’s striking players. There…

Opiate for the Mrs.

You’re U.S. Senator John McCain, and you’ve got a big problem. Your wife, Cindy, was addicted to prescription painkillers. She stole pills from a medical-aid charity she heads and she used the names of unsuspecting employees to get prescriptions. The public is about to find out about it. Until now,…

SEPARATE BUT MAS QUE IGUAL

Nestled near the southwestern corner of Tempe, just south of Baseline Road and east of the I-10 freeway, the three-square-mile town of Guadalupe is cursed with limited infrastructure but adorned with brightly colored buildings that make it look more like Mexico than Arizona. Guadalupe’s 5,600 residents are primarily Hispanic or…

HEART TIMES

Twice in his life, Eric Adam has fallen in love at first sight with women who launched him on crusades that other men would have known were impossible. His first love was a Montana country girl he met at the Veterans Administration hospital in Prescott, where he was drying out…

POLS TO THE WALL

Miss Karan’s Frozen Out Why didn’t Arizona WINS–a political organization devoted to electing female candidates–endorse the reelection campaign of the state’s highest-elected woman, U.S. Representative Karan English? “I just can’t stand her. I think she’s an embarrassment and a failure, and probably gonna set women back God only knows how…

VENERABLE VULNERABLE

Guided by moonlight, we easily slide through a seam in the chain-link fence surrounding the property and head for the back door of the grand old house. Built by Tempe’s only mayor of Hispanic descent in 1883, the now-battered brick-and-adobe home has become a tombstone marking the death of Tempe’s…

TWO-FACED TERRY TRIES AGAIN

Terry Goddard is playing his same old dodge. The perennial candidate for office is attempting to slouch his way to victory in the Democratic primary for governor. Desperately, Goddard hopes voters won’t recognize him as the same candidate who ran such a miserable campaign in the last election, the one…