TO THE COPS, SOME CRIMES JUST SEEM LESS IMPORTANT THAN OTHERS

When the flames from the arson fire were put out last month, investigators discovered human remains in the upstairs bedroom. While dental records were the only way to identify the charred body of 24-year-old Michael Despain, there was one piece of physical evidence the fire did not destroy: The male…

THE OBJECT OF THEIR DESIRE

Most days, Linda Rawles rises at 8 a.m., drinks a Diet Coke, reads the morning newspaper and goes about the business of running for Congress. If she gets up any earlier, she vomits. Her husband, Tom, however, is an early bird. He’s on the freeway to Phoenix–and his dual career…

OLIVER’S TWISTMOST VALLEY MEDIA OUTLETS FAIL TO REPORT SUN’S ADMISSION

After New Times published highlights of a police report detailing the lurid goings-on at a postseason Phoenix Suns sex party (“After Midnight,” June 15), most of the Valley’s media outlets declined to cover the story, citing a litany of absurd excuses. The only thing perhaps more absurd is what happened…

SHAME AND FORTUNE

Towering trees line the twisting country lane leading to the top of Seminary Ridge in the horse country of Lutherville, Maryland. At the crest of the hill, where Mays Chapel Road bears sharply to the left, lies an old wooden post marking the entrance to one of Baltimore County’s few…

BRIAN KINGMAN’S BLUE PERIOD

“Freeze, FBI!” Brian Kingman thought he was being robbed. He’d just left a private jet on the tarmac at Scottsdale Municipal Airport with two gentlemen who had in their possession a rolled Picasso painting of a cubist Mona Lisa that was thought to be worth millions of dollars. Two men…

AN EPIDEMIC OF FATAL HUMAN BITES? GNAW.

For a time, those in the business of putting child abusers behind bars were wondering if Hannibal Lecter was running loose in Arizona. Their concerns stemmed from a report issued by the Morrison Institute for Public Policy, which is affiliated with Arizona State University. The 94-page report, titled “Arizona’s Child…

CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY AND DEDICATED TO WHAT?

Jeffery Lynn Blain, at 37, has heard more than one man’s share of bad news, yet he does not give in to self-pity or succumb to depression. He fights on, tenacious, unyielding, a dead man who refuses to attend his own wake. In 1991, Jeffery was informed that his brother…

WHEN SOMEONE DIGS YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

Tara McCabe, a thin and thirtysomething woman with a world-weary grin, thought she had found a slice of paradise three years ago when she moved to Walker, a Bradshaw Mountain hideaway that started out last century as a booming gold camp. In a world of encroaching concrete, Walker is a…

MEDICAL MALPRACTICE

Seated at the conference table in his windowless office last week, Ted Williams looked like a man with a $40 million headache. For almost a year, Williams has been in charge of Maricopa County’s Health Care Agency, which runs the county hospital, neighborhood clinics and various other programs that tend…

THE SUNS AND PHOENIX’S SPINELESS DAILY PRESS

The comparisons stick in the back of your mind. The O.J. Simpson story is merely the opposite side of the coin to the now-infamous Phoenix Suns sex party. The difference is that in Los Angeles, two people died and it caused an immediate media explosion. In Phoenix, a woman may…

THE SHANE OF IT ALL

Shane Stant spent the last weeks of his freedom literally shoveling shit. He’d taken a construction job in rural Oregon while he was waiting to be sentenced to prison. He was working for meals and not a paycheck, and one of his tasks was to dig the excrement out of…

IT’S MY PARTY, I CAN SPLURGE IF I WANT TO

For her ride, the quinceaera has chosen the bed of a 1978 Chevy El Camino with a lipstick-colored, scooped-out interior. She floats in her velvety hot tub on wheels like a cloud, swaddled in sequins as the driver pilots the car toward the aging church on 17th Avenue just south…