ONE BULLET, A LIFE CHANGED

I still remember the day I talked to Sarah Brady about her long battle with the National Rifle Association over what has finally become known as the Brady bill. “How about Ronald Reagan? How does he feel about your campaign for gun controls?” “Well,” Mrs. Brady said haltingly, “he’s been…

JAILHOUSE BLUES

Kenneth Wayne Reed keeps meticulous records. He has to. His future absolutely depends on it. Locked in Maricopa County’s Madison Street Jail for the last 18 months on felony charges of aggravated assault and kidnaping, 35-year-old Reed cannot meet the $25,000 bond needed for his release on domestic-violence charges. Frustrated…

BEATING A WIFE-BEATER

More than two years have passed since the night her then-husband, Samuel Parker, nearly killed her, but Alice Wheeler says she remembers almost every detail of the beating–until the point she lost consciousness. She’s sitting in a classroom at ASU West, telling her story to students in an undergraduate sociology…

SCHOOL FLUNKS THIS ONE

Lots of people know that Matt Martinez, a senior at Mountain View High School in Mesa, is editor of the school newspaper, The Viewpoint. Not nearly as many are aware that he’s also a devout Catholic, because Martinez believes that religion is a private matter. That belief prompted him to…

TAKING NOTE OF THE SUNS

I am forever searching for basketball’s ultimate truths. As part of this enduring quest, I went to the Suns-Portland game last Friday night at America West Arena. Upon arriving at my assigned seat, I was surprised to see that the man in the blue blazer sitting next to me was…

WHAT PART OF A HORSE’S ANATOMY IS JOE ARPAIO?

We are always thrilled by the sight of armed men on horseback. The Lone Ranger. Tom Mix. Clint Eastwood. We love them all. And now just the sight of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s posse members at our shopping centers brings a sense of the Old West’s romanticism back into…

ALONE AT THE TOP

In a largely misspent life, I have spent entirely too much time in the company of football coaches. In a way, they have always both fascinated and repelled me. Finally, I have hit upon an unpleasant truth. Only the losing coaches have a chance to remain decent human beings. All…

THE PLUG IS PULLED

I felt a tinge of sadness the other day when I read that the Chicago Bears had waived their massive defensive tackle, William “Refrigerator” Perry. Unless you lived in Chicago during the 1985 football season, you’ll probably find it hard to understand what was so special about “The Fridge,” as…

HEAR NOT EVIL

Something was terribly wrong with her son, and Marci Johnson didn’t need a mother’s intuition to know it. Although 10-year-old Michael is deaf, he had always been a lively, cheerful boy, fond of baseball and swimming. For the past few months, however, he had grown sullen and withdrawn, frequently collapsing…

SELL THE HOT DOG, DO THE TIME

Robert Carter, Arizona’s most famous hot-dog salesman, is learning the price of fame. Right now, the tab looks to be at least five years in the pen. Carter, you may recall, is an escapee from the county jail’s work-furlough program who was pictured on the cover of New Times four…

PET PEEVES

After two years of heated public debate and countless hours of taxpayer-financed labor, Maricopa County’s effort to control pet overpopulation is “at a dead standstill” and the chief of the county’s animal-control unit might be out of a job. Tom Simplot, administrative assistant to County Supervisor Betsey Bayless, confirms that…

TALE OF THE TAPE

In his 52 years, James Osipenkof has developed strong, if unremarkable, habits. He smokes two packs of unfiltered Old Gold cigarettes per day, and drinks whatever coffee is at hand, no matter how bad. His life is arranged so that, come evening, there is a familiar bar within walking distance,…

THE RIGHTEOUS STUFF

In the early 1980s, Arizona State University was popularly viewed as the Disneyland of college campuses. While Central America bubbled with political turmoil and the Southwest was gripped by debate over human rights and the Sanctuary Movement, ASU distinguished itself by consistently rating near the top of the heap in…

ELVIS IS BACK, AND HE’S TERROR IN THE PAINT

“There’s only one Elvis,” Suns coach Paul Westphal has said, “and there’s only one Charles Barkley.” Maybe so. But has anybody considered the possibility that our Sir Charles and the immortal King of Rock n’ Roll are the same guy? In addition to wealth, fame and Southern accents, the two…

WATER’S UP, CACTUSES DROWN

Despite years of notice and a $1 million private contract to remove native plants from the Lake Pleasant shoreline, thousands of saguaro cactuses soon will be inundated at the gradually expanding reservoir 35 miles northwest of Phoenix. “They are going to be under water,” says Bob Michaels, a U.S. Bureau…

LET’S MUCK A DEAL

Dennis Bedford and Albert Monteverde wish the state of Arizona would stop wasting time and money trying to protect them from themselves. For almost four months now, the two gainfully employed, apparently competent men have been attempting to cut a simple business deal that would allow them to invest in…

CARL HAYDEN WINS! CARL HAYDEN WINS!

Editor’s note: Last Friday night, after this story was completed and laid out in New Times, the Carl Hayden football team finally won a game. Writer Paul Rubin and photographer Timothy Archibald were there to witness the celebration. That something wonderful was about to happen became apparent to Carl Hayden…