FIFE BEING DRUMMED

Once again, on Sunday night, there was the irate face of J. Fife Symington III. The governor’s moistened lips were pursed with aristocratic disdain. I thought that was just fine. After all, any governor worth his salt should come equipped with a certain aristocratic demeanor. In politics, appearances are everything…

EVIL’S ORDINARY FACE

The level of fear has risen. I don’t think anyone realizes just how seriously. The murders of the Buddhist monks on August 10 have changed the climate of this city. The other day I saw a housewife call out to two workers hired by the city to do a repair…

IRON MIKE IS OUT OF CONTROL

Mike Tyson’s lifelong criminal tendencies have overtaken him. His life has become the classic cautionary tale of the talented young man who zoomed to the pinnacle of the brutal sport of boxing at the unprecedented age of 20, achieving wealth beyond his ability to comprehend–or to handle. The incredible physical…

THE FLAMBOYANT CLAIRVOYANT

Dr. Richard Ireland has been many things in his time. Nightclub mind reader. Psychic sleuth. Hollywood seer. Corpse. On this particular day, however, the “Godfather of Psychics” is merely late. En route to an interview, the self-described “Phoenix Oracle” somehow fails to foresee that the car he is riding in…

A STANDUP SORT OF GUY

Tim Miller grew up in Whittier, California, the hometown of Richard Nixon. He became an activist early. In 1974, still in high school, he wrote a letter to the then-President saying, “As a son of Whittier, I am ashamed and I hope you will leave office.” “That he actually did…

ART OF DARKNESS

When my friend at the Phoenix Art Museum told me I could make an extra $50 posing as a museumgoer for a documentary on the museum’s newly mounted Yoruban art exhibit, I didn’t believe her. “Seriously,” I asked, “50 bucks to pretend I’m going through the exhibit?” “Yep,” she said,…

CUBA, SI! YANKEE, NO!HATTIE BABBITT STIRS UP THE REVOLT AGAINST CASTRO

While ex-governor Bruce Babbitt is still harboring dreams of being a world leader, his wife Hattie is already leading. And if there’s any doubt about it, ask Fidel Castro. The Cuban government–the last outpost of communism in this hemisphere–has portrayed Hattie Babbitt as a dupe of the CIA, accusing her…

WRECKAGE. EVERYWHERE WRECKAGE.

“I thought I had all the answers, and I don’t know shit,” Richard Horwitz is saying. He is hunched up in a chair in a tiny room for visitors at the Madison Street Jail, his feet in their prison-issue flip-flops braced against the edge of a tabletop. He is wearing…

CHILD PRODIGY, ADULT STAR

They sit there in growing awe. The silence of the darkened theatre is broken frequently by applause. It is billed simply as “A Tribute to Jodie Foster.” They do this for one film legend every year here at the Telluride Film Festival. Often it is for some dead actor from…

OFFICER DOWN

I watched as they unloaded the shooting victims from the ambulance. One after another they were gently lowered to the pavement and then pushed quickly through the emergency-room doors. The victims were indistinguishable on the gurneys with tubes feeding into their veins and pressure bags cloaking their limbs. You could…

BUDDHIST CONFAB STILL ON

Everybody knows that Arizona’s failure to establish a Martin Luther King Jr. holiday has cost the state millions of bucks in convention revenue. Ironically, the mass murder of nine people in a Buddhist temple west of Phoenix earlier this month apparently has had little effect on a Buddhist convention scheduled…

AUTHOR! AUTHOR!

Joanna Wray didn’t have anything to do one night in October 1987, so she tagged along with a friend to hear a seminar given by Wade Bruce Cook, lecturer, writer and self-professed real estate wizard. For several months Wray had listened to her friend rattle on and on about Cook’s…

CARDS GO BALLISTICBIDWILL’S LATEST BANG FOR A BUCK

Is there nothing a roving NFL franchise won’t do to drum up cash and improve a sagging image in its newest hometown? Naaah, but get this: The Phoenix Cardinals are turning ASU’s Sun Devil Stadium and the town of Tempe into a veritable combat zone this Saturday, August 17, for…

COONEY KO’S KIRKPATRICK’S KUDOS, COPS COVETED CLOSE!

We’ve heard that the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. But God only knows why Channel 12 head cheese C.E. “Pep” Cooney would taketh such a cheap shot at Patti Kirkpatrick. Last week, the general manager of KPNX-TV rescinded an Employee of the Month award that station employees had…

Switched-On Books

Need a copy of Intro to Modem Lit? Look no further than Valleycat, Phoenix Public Library’s latest shelf-help acquisition. An offshoot of the computer card catalogues that popped up in several branches of Phoenix Public Library last winter, the Valleycat system allows computer owners to gain access to library listings…

QUESTIONS WITHOUT ANSWERS

“Should we assume there are violent criminals on the loose?” asked the woman reporter from Channel 12. This is what you might call a “sound bite” question. It is not designed to obtain information but merely to elicit an answer that will sound important on television. They are comparable to…