Joe Arpaio Still Too Chicken to Debate Paul Penzone? Looks Like It

Based on the new decor outside of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s office, it would appear that the Sheriff is still too chicken to debate his opponent, former Phoenix police Sergeant Paul Penzone.See also:-Joe Arpaio Too Chicken to Debate Paul Penzone? Ask the People Who Brought Live Chickens to Sheriff’s Office…

Helen Purcell: Accusation About Spanish Errors a “Malicious Lie,” Says Office Will Publicize Election Date of Martes, 6 de Noviembre

As our colleague Stephen Lemons reported last night, Maricopa County Recorder Helen Purcell set the record straight about the early-ballot collections — it is not illegal for someone to deliver your early ballot to the elections office for you.Purcell also addressed the multiple errors on county elections office materials, which…

Woman Busted at Border With 310 Vials of “Date Rape” Drug

Bad news, rapists (good news, society): Customs and Border Protection says officers caught a woman attempting to enter the United States with 310 vials of a “date rape” drug.According to CBP, 51-year-old Josefina Irene Dominguez was pointed out for additional questioning and a vehicle search at the Mariposa Port of…

Helen Purcell Urged to End Confusion Over CBS 5 Early Ballot Report

Sadly, confusion still reigns after CBS 5’s recent report on early ballots and the volunteers from different groups picking them up, in which this legal, and very common activity was labeled, wrongly, as illegal. CBS 5 reporter Donna Rossi incorrectly paraphrased the remarks of Maricopa County Recorder Helen Purcell as…

Hells Angels Sue Toys ‘R’ Us, and It’s All About Yo-Yos

The Hells Angels seem like the kind of guys who would be absolutely allergic to anyone wearing a suit — unless their somewhat infamous lawyer Fritz Clapp wears a suit.Clapp and the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club have teamed up for the badass biker move of the week, which involves filing…

Phoenix Police Investigating Light-Rail Ninja Incident

Despite the initial report, Phoenix police say the incident involving a guy with a Samurai sword on the Metro Light Rail was reported, and it’s under investigation.Phoenix police Sergeant Steve Martos says the incident appears to have occurred around 2 a.m. on October 13, which wasn’t really clear based on…