Mike Stauffer’s Hack West Kenyon: Idiot or Joe Arpaio Tool?

See also: Joe Arpaio on the Run from Paul Penzone, Mike Stauffer the Goat in New Poll (w/Update) See also: Stauffer Must Exit Sheriff’s Race or Forever Be the Goat See also: Mike Stauffer’s Third-Wheel Bid for Sheriff May Keep Arpaio in Office See also: Joe Arpaio Stooge Mike Stauffer…

Arizona Diamondbacks Nip Dodgers Again

The Arizona Diamondbacks dealt another blow to the Los Angeles Dodgers’ playoff hopes Wednesday night at Chase Field, beating them 3-2. It was the Dodgers’ sixth loss in seven games and the D-Backs’ 10th win against them this season. More importantly for the D-backs, the win kept their faint playoff…

Worst “Bath Salts”/”Spice” Tale From Yavapai County?

See also: “Bath Salts” Tales From Yavapai CountySee also: Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on “Ban” Continue See also: Naked Men in Tempe High on Bath Salts: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3 Yesterday, we brought you a few of the many “bath salts”-related stories in affidavits submitted in…

Feedback from the Issue of Thursday, September 13, 2012

JUSTICE UNSERVED Nothing more than a façade: We all know the old saying: A grand jury will indict a ham sandwich. Why? Because grand juries do exactly what prosecutors tell them to do. The reality here is that the federal prosecutors investigating [Maricopa County Sheriff Joe] Arpaio’s horrible misdeeds were…

The Mormon Dilemma: What About Mormon Latinos?

Editor’s note: Due to a technical glitch, a passage in this story that was supposed to appear in italics did not. It’s been corrected in this version; New Times regrets the error. Mormons place a premium on obedience — something Republicans are counting on as Election Day approaches. Leaders of…

Ben Quayle’s Still in Congress, Still Thinks Obama Sucks

Although he was defeated in the primary election, Congressman Ben Quayle still has a few months left in Congress.After keeping quiet for a while after his loss in the primary, Quayle’s back in mid-season form with a reminder that he still thinks President Obama’s doing a crap job…

Joe Arpaio “Kidnapped”? Ex-DEA Honcho Phil Jordan Cries Foul

See also: Sheriff Joe buffaloes readers with bogus yarns in his book Joe’s Law See also: Arpaio denies writing, reading or agreeing with his book “JOE’S LAW” See also: Joe Arpaio’s Early Christmas Gift from President Obama and the U.S. Attorney’s Office See also: The Feds Proved Themselves a Cage…