Mitt Romney Promises to Create Jobs, Says Obama “Attacks Success”

Mitt Romney promised on Thursday night to put Americans back to work and help give the country the rewards it deserves. Following speeches by Clint Eastwood and others at the Republican National Convention from Tampa, Florida, Romney touted his business credentials and Mormon faith as qualities that would guide him…

Gabriela Saucedo Mercer Attempts to Clarify Anti-“Middle Easterners” Comment, Says She Mentioned Chinese People Too

See also: GOP Candidate Doesn’t Want “Middle Easterners” in U.S. Republican congressional candidate Gabriela Saucedo Mercer says the campaign for her Democratic opponent, Congressman Raul Grijalva, was deceptive about her comment that she doesn’t want “Middle Easterners” in the United States.Mercer’s piss-poor explanation: Grijalva’s campaign failed to mention that she talked…

Matt Salmon Makes the Revolving Door Turn Once More, Defeats Kirk Adams

Republican Congressman-turned-lobbyist Matt Salmon is now a Republican nominee for Congress in Arizona’s Fifth Congressional District, after he defeated former state House Speaker Kirk Adams last night. The win all but assures him the Congressional seat in the heavily Republican district, though he will face a Democratic challenger in November…

Paul Gosar Beats Lawmaker-With-a-Shotgun Ron Gould

Republican state Senator Ron Gould will not be bringing his flat-top haircut, cowboy mustache, or his shotgun to Congress — because he’s not going.Freshman Congressman Paul Gosar will win the race fairly easily, especially since ebmattled Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu opted not to continue his run after he got…

Ben Quayle Concedes Race to David Schweikert

Republican Congressman Ben Quayle’s time in Congress officially has an expiration date.Quayle broke the news to his supporters in Scottsdale at 10 p.m., announcing that he’d just conceded the primary race to fellow freshman Congressman David Schweikert…

Update: Pearce Is Toast, Sinema on Top by a Bunch, Quayle Concedes to Schweikert

Russell Pearce’s political career is likely toast with Bob Worsley maintaining an huge lead over the recalled state senator who was making a bid for reelection in another Arizona senate district. Kyrsten Sinema also succeeded in fending off challengers David Schapira and Andrei Cherny in Congressional District 9. And David Schweikert had a commanding lead…

Paul Babeu, Pinal County Sheriff, Far Ahead of Republican Challengers

Incumbent Paul Babeu had a huge lead in the Republican primary race for Pinal County sheriff, with more than 62 percent of the vote, according to unofficial results. About half of the votes had been counted. It isn’t surprising that Babeu was beating three other GOP candidates to advance to the November 6 General Election. He…

2012 Republican National Convention Kicks Off in Tampa Next Week

See also: How to Speak Republican First, Republicans were enamored with George W. clone Texas Governor Rick Perry. Then they thought pizza guy Herman Cain was their man. Eventually, the roving finger pointed at Rick Santorum, and even Newt Gingrich (forget about Bachmann). But ultimately, boring Mormon Mitt Romney’s turtle-like…

Jeff Flake, U.S. Senate Hopeful, Chastises Congressman Todd Akin Over “Legitimate Rape” Comments, Yet He Co-Sponsored Legislation with Phrase “Forcible Rape”

Congressman Jeff Flake posted on his Facebook page on Thursday that during his campaign trail travels all over the state — to places such as Superior, Miami, Globe, Payson, Show Low, Prescott, Flagstaff, Williams, Lake Havasu, Sierra Vista, Tucson, Kingman — he had a revelation. “What I’ve found is that…

Reverend Jarrett Maupin Endorses Ben Quayle: “He’s My N*gga”

For the second straight election, African-American civil-rights activist Reverend Jarrett Maupin has endorsed Republican Congressman Ben Quayle.Yes, politics aside, the Phoenix Democrat wants Quayle to stay in office — mostly because he’s a cool, young guy.”He’s my nigga,” Maupin tells New Times…