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The Provisional Poet: McDonald’s McRib

Billy-Boy Wordsworth defined poetry as "the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings." Fitting then, we should apply this definition when we experience fabulous fare. See if you can relate to this week's victual verse and feel free to pen a few lines of your own, should you be so inspired. McRib...
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Billy-Boy Wordsworth defined poetry as “the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings.” Fitting then, we should apply this definition when we experience fabulous fare. See if you can relate to this week’s victual verse and feel free to pen a few lines of your own, should you be so inspired.

McRib Haiku

The sauce covers all,

from pickles, to pork to hands.

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