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• RIP: Murray Lender of Lender’s Bagel’s. – USA TODAY
• Cookbook ghostwriting (cookbook ghostwriting!) explained. Rachael Ray and Gwyneth Paltrow pissed. – The New York Times
• And then there was one. A single Valley nominee moves on as a James Beard Award finalist. – Chow Bella
• Balding? Get that damn candy bar out of your mouth. – Details
• Silver fox George Clooney has announced he’ll launch his own tequila brand. Thanks for filling in, Sammy Hagar; you can go back to making shitty music now. – NY Daily News
• Do you tip on to-go orders? Valley chefs and restaurateurs say why you should — and shouldn’t. – Chow Bella
• Grilled cheese doughnuts. We’re waiting, Valley restaurants. – Laughing Squid
• Who’s got the best ideas for the Valley’s culinary scene? See the finalists for New Times’ Big Brain Awards here. – Chow Bella
• Shut up. Watch video. Make wine. – Shut Up and Make Wine
• Paranormal activity in aisle three. Security cameras in a grocery store in Australia capture a box of Fruit Roll-Ups being flung down the aisle by an unexplained force. – Adelaide Now
• Chocolate skulls + nuts for brains = like. – Etsy
• In case you were wondering, here’s the ten funniest food hats. – The Village Voice