Jeremy Kinison is guilty of theft, although he's never been convicted.
I'm not referring to any potentially larcenous behavior, mind you, but rather the tattooed daredevil's tendency to steal the show whenever he performs his thrilling cavalcade of gusty stunts.
Whether it's walking on glass outside of Carly's every First Friday or escaping from straightjackets during local punk rock nights, Kinison (better known at Cut Throat Freak Show) has assaulted the senses of Valley urbanites on multiple occasions at countless countercultural events over the past decade.
The 30-year-old is a one-man version of Jackass, who's chronicled a variety of said whacked antics on his new Cut Throat Freak Show 3D DVD, which gets its own release party this weekend at Chasers in Scottsdale. The flier speaks of such shenanigans as "mutant taxidermy," "sexy octopus wrestling," and even "phallus juggling."
Suffice it to say, those easily offended might want to avoid the party. But fear not, there are nine other event you can participate in for less than $10.