There...there are simply no words to describe the splendor of Jeff Beck's upcoming album's cover art
There...there are simply no words to describe the splendor of Jeff Beck's upcoming album's cover art

2010's Best Album Cover Is Here; Everyone Else Can Stop Trying


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Patton Oswalt - Metal-Mania
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This bit, "80's Metal," is from Oswalt's album

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-- which came out in 2004. It just took Jeff Beck 6 years to finally figure it out. It's like Beck had a boring album cover and decided to bust a riff on his guitar and BLAM -- he got a bald eagle with a guitar in its talons. I'm not sure, but I think Jeff Beck might be able to dodge bullets with his rocking.

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