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2010’s Best Album Cover Is Here; Everyone Else Can Stop Trying

[jump] Jokes.comPatton Oswalt - Metal-Maniacomedians.comedycentral.comRead Patton Oswalt's biographyWatch Patton Live at the New York Comedy FestivalFind more from this comedian in the Shop.This bit, "80's Metal," is from Oswalt's album Feeling Kinda Patton -- which came out in 2004. It just took Jeff Beck 6 years to finally figure it...
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This bit, “80’s Metal,” is from Oswalt’s album Feeling Kinda Patton — which came out in 2004. It just took Jeff Beck 6 years to finally figure it out. It’s like Beck had a boring album cover and decided to bust a riff on his guitar and BLAM — he got a bald eagle with a guitar in its talons. I’m not sure, but I think Jeff Beck might be able to dodge bullets with his rocking.

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