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Babes and Wenches of the Arizona Renaissance Festival

When I blogged about the costuming blunders at the opening weekend of the Arizona Renaissance Festival last week, you were probably wondering where all the hot wenches were. Because, as we all know, that's the real reason why so many guys flock to the ren faire. Not for the turkey legs or the jousting or the kickass swords and maces and stuff. For the boobs!!


That family-friendly vibe seems to have taken over, as the supply of wenches was limited this year. But we found a few fair maidens whose voluptuous curves stood out. Peep some more magnificent mammaries (and other fine feminine parts) after the jump! 

Grrrrowl! We're guessing this one's a bit of a cougar. But between the pirate hat, sizable assets and off-the-shoulder action, more than a few patrons were looking to plunder her booty.  


Dramatic. Exotic. Beautiful. And, like all belly dancers, able to move her body in ways you never dreamed of.


This fresh and lovely wench could be jailbait. So we'll say nothing about her stunning balcony, nor the fact she's stationed at the Dragon Tail "Giant Slide." Wink, wink.


Gives new meaning to "helping hands!" Now if Victoria's Secret could only learn to lift and separate that well...


And one more set, just for good measure. Makes you thirsty, doesn't it?? (The drink, of course.)


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