Last night I went to see Deadmau5 (read our review here) and on multiple occasions I got to play one of my favorite games: Put Your Ass Away. The game is simple. When some chick's booty is hanging out of her bottoms, you call out the phrase, "Put your ass away."
Those furry boots? Ug. Your boots are made of more fabric than the remainder of your outfit. I don't think those really help to "feel the music." Neither does showing up in your bra and underwear. What do neon fishnet stockings do for your concert experience, ladies? What a cry for attention...jeez.
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What ever happened to making the show about the music instead of all these freaky sideshow get-ups?