"America" by Daddy Yankee
We're still hoping this one hits the airwaves soon. Reggaeton artist Raymond "Daddy Yankee" Ayala became an international star with "Gasolina," but he's still trying to establish himself as a true crossover success. This bombastic cover of Diamond's beloved ode to the immigrant seems like a surefire way to do just that, especially given the fact that Senator John McCain is a fan . . . right? After all, they appeared on stage together . . . right? To be honest, we kind of expected Daddy Yankee's "America" to become McCain's theme song. Would've been a real maverick move . . . right?
"Captain Sunshine" by Elliot Smith
Most Elliot Smith fans are aware of how his vision for his final recording From a Basement on the Hill was supplanted by his family and former producer/engineer Rob Schnapf after his suicide. Less known is the fact that a Converse box full of four-track acoustic recordings was found in his car's trunk — the most curious (and ironic) among them is a raggedy, morose, and yet strangely optimistic cover of Diamond's "Captain Sunshine." Though not widely disseminated, combing music-sharing sites can sometimes reveal this affecting cover listed as a track by Diamond himself even though Smith's warm, melancholic voice can hardly be mistaken for the Jewish Elvis'.
"Kentucky Woman" by the White Stripes
Long before Jack White revealed he had a thing for a real Kentucky woman, Ms. Loretta Lynn, he and Meg covered Diamond's "Kentucky Woman." And why not? The Stripes have covered everyone from Robert Johnson and Bob Dylan to Burt Bacharach and Dolly Parton. One small hitch: Their Diamond cover was a comical 1990s Halloween-night show in Detroit performed by Jack in full spandex and sequin regalia. Look for the video on YouTube.
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Clay Aiken
Seeking to build a fan base for Aiken not primarily composed of overweight pre-teen girls, RCA hatched a plan in 2003: inject some manhood into the then-sexually ambiguous "American Idol" runner-up. A cover of Diamond's "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" was recorded and a video shot, but the dark sexuality Diamond had infused into the song wound up neutered by Aiken's soaring voice and inability to glower. In fact, the video features Aiken crawling into bed with a young "virgin" who, even as he awkwardly prepares to make her a woman, can't help but squirm next to his effulgent smile. "This Is the Night" was quickly recorded instead and debuted at number one on Billboard's Hot 100 chart.
Note to readers: Don't try looking for these covers too hard. We're obviously just having a good time, which is all Diamond's music is really about.