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Getting Punched in the Boob Sucks: A Note on Girl Fights at Phoenix Shows

Ladies, we need to talk.

You need to stop getting into fights at shows. I know lots of dudes like watching girl fights, but I'm going to speak on behalf of the gals: Getting punched in the boob sucks.

Unlike guys, we fight dirty. We kick, punch, slap, and scratch where it hurts. Aside from some deep-seated anger management issues, I'm baffled as to why there have been so many girl fights at Phoenix shows lately. Is there something in the water that is prompting Phoenicians to beat the shit out of each other? Full moon? Return of the Phoenix lights?

What?

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Melissa Fossum
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