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Duders. That's what the Coach House in Scottsdale had to offer on Saturday, May 19. (Click here for more photos.) The ratio of post-adolescent ex-football players to cutesy Scottsdale ladies was about 2 to 1. Although the vibe was relaxed, we spied some scattered single sirens on the prowl, taking...
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Duders. That’s what the Coach House in Scottsdale had to offer on Saturday, May 19. (Click here for more photos.) The ratio of post-adolescent ex-football players to cutesy Scottsdale ladies was about 2 to 1. Although the vibe was relaxed, we spied some scattered single sirens on the prowl, taking their pick of the litter. With the typical get-up including heels, tight jeans and a cute summery top, the beer-guzzling gents couldn’t resist. Surprisingly, the women held their own, acrylic nails clutching bottle after bottle of beer. Predictably, the crowd bloated and bulged onto the patio and, by the end of the night, this former dive bar was jam-packed with the über-drunk. It’s obvious that this little place has become a hot spot on a night that has standards for attractive patrons in Scottsdale, but thankfully doesn’t include an overabundance of bronzer and hair gel.

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