Insane Clown Posse's Christmas Card: Hatchetman Santa

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Santa as a Hatchetman? That's how's depicted in this Christmas card from the good folks at Insane Clown Posse's label, Psychopathic Records. I have to say, this really warms the cockles of my heart. In fact, I don't think eggnog flavored Faygo or a moderately attractive Juggalette in red and green greasepaint and reindeer horns could say "Merry Christmas" better than this.

This card was personally addressed to me by hand. I'm not sure what I did to get on Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope's Christmas card list, but it's probably one of my major life accomplishments. I guess 2010 was an even better year than I thought! Below you'll find the message inside.

And a big Merry whoop Christmas whoop back at ya, my ninjas.

Yes, that says "Hatchet Holidays from Psychopathic Records." Very sweet.

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