No, that bathing suit gets you a thumbs down, John
No, that bathing suit gets you a thumbs down, John

John Mayer May Be Hot, But His Stage Faces Are Just Plain Douchey

There are way too many reasons to count why John Mayer is sort of a douchebag -- a gorgeous douchebag, but a douchebag, nonetheless. Whether he's making racist remarks, sharing way too much of himself on Twitter or going through Hollywood starlets like they're yesterday's trash, Mayer always manages to find a way to make himself look like a jerk, no matter how wonderful his guitar-playing skills may be.

He even comes across as douchey on-stage, making some of the most cringe-inducing faces while playing. Some are orgasmic, some make him look like he really needs to go to the bathroom, and most make him look like he's just trying way too hard to come across as someone you need to take seriously. In honor of his show Wednesday night at Cricket Wireless Pavilion, let's take a look back at some of Mayer's ugliest performance faces ever.

I swear I don't get high that often. I swear
I swear I don't get high that often. I swear
Can't you see how hard playing this guitar is?!
Can't you see how hard playing this guitar is?!

Eek, I just had a Jennifer Love Hewitt flashback
Eek, I just had a Jennifer Love Hewitt flashback

Oh, yeah, baby. That strum felt real good
Oh, yeah, baby. That strum felt real good

I like to pretend I'm making love to the guitar
I like to pretend I'm making love to the guitar


I have so many feelings, it scares me
I have so many feelings, it scares me


Maybe if I grunt really hard, I'll come off as sincere
Maybe if I grunt really hard, I'll come off as sincere


Who are you calling goofy?!
Who are you calling goofy?!


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