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shaking in my Adidas....
Mr. Marshall "fucking" Beck, "the most controversial motherfucker in the Arizona music scene" thought it'd be funny to print my home phone number and address up in this piece; which he can certainly do on Myspace, but not here, where I moderate what goes up. While we resolve this, I wanted to throw in another comment from one of his supporters named Andrea, who had this to tell me:

AWWWWWW WELL HERE ARE SOME MORE SYNONYMS FOR YOUR ARROGANT ASS, HUMP,FORNICATE,GET BUSSY,DO THE NASTY, SCREW , GET IT ON, COPULATE, COITUS, THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO, OR JUST PLAIN INTERCOURSE!!!!! GOOD ENOUGH OR SHOULD I KEEP ON GOING, YOU SAY YOU CANT WAIT, WELL WHEN AND WHERE? YOU ALL TALK WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!! YOU SHOULD THINK BEFORE YOU START SHIT WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE, FUCKING WRITE SOMETHING WORTH WAISTING MY TIME TO READ, YOU THOUGHT FUCKING WITH MARSHALL WAS A BAD IDEA YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST STARTED!!!! DONT WORRY ILL FINISH IT FOR YOU!! OH PS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!

Did something touch a nerve Andrea? Music criticism gets you that excited? I have no idea what I just started? Oh my, I should have thought "before I started shit with the wrong people," nevermind that no one ever contacted Marshall in the first place, he got butt hurt because no one wanted to review his album. Finish it for me? Is that like a happy ending? And as for thinking that starting shit with Marshall was a bad idea (keep in mind, I would have never known who he was until he started this), you're right, I have no idea what I started... shaking in my Adidas right now.

By the way, Andrea, and any other fanatical Marshall Beck supporters, you'd do yourself a favor to read Arizona Revised Statute (umm, that's the law dumbasses) �13-2921. And watch what you're threatening. You have no clue who you're fucking with and what the consequences could be. Keep it up though, I love lawsuits and the attorneys are monitoring this. Metal up your ass!!!

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Brendan Kelley