Where: Los Dos Molinos at 1010 E. Washington Street. It'll take you about five minutes to walk there from the station.
Drink: House Margarita. Yes, despite the fact that you've now stumbled your way through 13 drinks on our epic bar crawl, we're going to insist that you keep this one classy. Leave the frozen shit at home and order yours on the rocks with salt. Order a well version and it will only set you back about $7.
Scene: Los Dos' Washington Street cantina is situated between numerous bridal stores. You may see some of the wedding dressed while you sit on the outside patio drinking your margarita, but don't let the alcohol fool you. If you're not getting hitched at the end of this 28 stop affair, don't buy a dress. Instead, head inside and snack on some delicious mexican food while watching soccer (I'm sorry, foot ball) on one of Los Dos' giant HD TVs. -- Jonathan McNamara