My good friend Albert Ching at our sister paper in Orange County penned a real gem this week: "Seven Unsexy Songs About Sex." From Bruce Springsteen talking about anal sex with a hooker to the Liz Phair song that's more lewd than "Flower" these songs are guaranteed to kill any romantic yearnings bubbling up from your breast.
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