Audio By Carbonatix
By Niki D’Andrea
“That girl weighs like, 60 pounds. I’m serious.”
“White belts are okay, as long as you wear them with irony.”
“There are so many bald guys here. How am I supposed to tell Michael Stipe from Moby from some random dude?”
“Bark back at that damn dog! Little yippie bitch.”
“Hang on, I’m not sure if the number is in my iPhone, my Blackberry, or my Razer phone.”
“Who wants to ride in the ambulance?”
