By Benjamin Leatherman
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I've tried to conjure up some kind of sentence to describe this photo, but words utterly escape me. I'm not certain if these, uh...exhibitionists are advertising some new condom or just showing off what the good lord gave 'em. The only thing I am certain of is that I'll need a good dose of eye bleach after looking at this snapshot.