Cute Is What We Aim For
If so, how do you feel about where you ended up? It certainly ain't cute.
String Cheese Incident
Seriously, the String Cheese Incident's name should be enough for every band to abandon the use of a name for the rest of time.
Does the whole band have emphysema? They really should get that checked out.
The Devil Wears Prada
If it came before the movie, the name is stolen from a bad book. If it came after the movie, the band deserves to get its collective asses kicked by a chick wearing Prada heels.
New Found Glory
Used to be A New Found Glory. The name was no better with an indefinite article, either.
What's ironic is: These Irish boys sold themselves as straight.
But monkeys don't live in the Arcti . . . oh, wait. We get it. It's still dumb.
If you want to freak out your Baptist parents, tell them you're going to see Butthole Surfers tonight.
Atreyu, Mogwai, The Ataris
Yep, we all lived through the '80s, too. It's time to let go.
The sound of Andrew Ridgeley's and, more recently, George Michael's careers hitting rock bottom.
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah