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There are certain phrases people from Phoenix always use (“It’s a dry heat!”) but there are also some things people from Phoenix never say.
Check out 10 things no one from Phoenix ever says:
10.) “I could go without air conditioning.”
9.) “I should move to Tucson.”
8.) “Arizona State University is no party school.”
7.) “There are too many damn Democrats running this state.”
6.) “I wish it were a little hotter.”
5.) “I can’t find any Mexican food around here.”
4.) “It’s snowing!”
3.) “Did you watch that (Diamondbacks/Coyotes/Suns/Cardinals) playoff game last night?”
2.) “That Joe Arpaio sure is doing a good job.”
1.) “I’ll walk.”
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