Alice Cooper got a speed-camera ticket:
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There isn't much of a story here, obviously. Our bloggin' bud over at ScottsdaleArizonaNews.blogspot.com, who enjoys trolling for these tidbits, alerted us to this one.
On a related note, we confess that we sometimes enjoy singing "I'm Alive (That Was the Day My Dead Pet Returned to Save My Life)" to our children.