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Assault rifles, a cool-looking off-road machine and a bored deputy who evidently has too much time on his hands — what’s not to love about today’s shot for “You Write the Caption?”
The photo features a “Deputy Templeton,” who apparently submitted his picture for humor’s sake to a fitness Web site some months ago.
Templeton’s caption on the site was an inside joke for fellow weightlifting types, but you can do better.
BTW, the badass cop-Jeep, as we learned through comments on the CrossFit site, was built by Tempe’s Hunter Offroad.
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