Best Reader Caption for Andrew Thomas Complaining About His Disbarment?

On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas holding a press conference after his disbarment.

After sifting through all the responses -- as usual, some of them more politically correct than others -- we've narrowed it down to five finalists.

Only one person will win the pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, along with a firm handshake and/or high-five, and deciding that winner is up to you.

A) "my super suit failed me"

Never in a million years would I have guessed that this is what Arpiao meant when he said "I've got your back"

B) Dandy like Candy

I spent nearly a decade as President of the Joe Arpaio Fan Club and all I it got me was Disbarred.

C) Jorap

okay...milk, eggs, cereal, bread...and what was that other item...Oh yes, the classifieds..

D) AzMot

The Constitution doesn't matter when I'm fighting corruption.  

E) Tommy Collins

Thought bubble: "When I become President I am going to disbar the Supreme Court, the bastion of corruption....."

Cast your vote below:

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