Congratulations to the New Times reader known as scobob, you've won this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.
Last week, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio shaking a carrot at things.
We picked the five best captions, and put those up for a popular vote.
scobob beat out the rest of the field with the following:
"Can you find the two horse's asses in this picture"
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter(s) - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
To retrieve your prize of a firm handshake and/or high-five, please mail your hand to (or come by and ask for) Matthew Hendley at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix.