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Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Joe Mamma, you are the proud winner of this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.
On
Friday, we asked readers to provide what they think would be an
appropriate caption for the above cover of Globe, and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s “investigation” into whether President Barack Obama’s eligible to be president.
We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.
See all the entries here.
Joe Mamma stole the show with the following:
With Sheriff Joe closing in on the president’s true identity Obama says “you know
lets hide my Kenyan birth certificate in all of those sex crimes files
in Arizona, Joe will never find them there.”
Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to Joe Mamma — to
retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm
Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East
Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James
King any time after 1 p.m.
