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Congratulations to the New Times reader known as RetiredArmy, you’ve won this week’s New Times You Write the Caption contest.
On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s lead birther “investigator,” Mike Zullo.
We picked the five best captions, and put those up for a popular vote.
RetiredArmy beat out the rest of the field with the following:
My next book, co-authored with sheriff joe, will be titled “Tax Payer Funded Vacations Made Easy.”
To retrieve your prize of a firm handshake and/or high-five, please mail your hand to (or come by and ask for) Matthew Hendley at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix.
