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"Hmmm," the light bulb goes on over Jett's noggin. "Kreme, I think we need to get one of those MySpace pages for Inferno, so I can hook up, er, so we -- yeah, we can make contacts."

"Jett, you already make more contacts than a flat-backer at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch," I crack. "If you make any more 'contacts,' I'll have to get you a tee shirt with the golden arches on it."

"Like Mickey D's? Why's that?" she asks.

"You know," I snort. "So beneath 'em, it can read, 'Over one billion served.'"

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
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