Chandler Craigslist-er Will Trade Dead Kid’s Crutches for Cigarettes

If you're in need of child-size crutches -- and have some smokes to spare -- you're in luck: Someone in Chandler is willing to make a trade.The only catch is that the previous owner of the crutches -- according to the person who posted the ad (pictured above) on Craigslist...
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If you’re in need of child-size crutches — and have some smokes to spare — you’re in luck: Someone in Chandler is willing to make a trade.

The only catch is that the previous owner of the crutches — according to the person who posted the ad (pictured above) on Craigslist — is a kid . . . and he’s dead.

See the ad here.

As you can see, the description of the ad says, “The kid died so I don’t need these anymore. Will trade for cigarettes.”

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