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The springtime fertility symbol's prankish activities are now under investigation by the local authorities. Remember, in Sand Land, a sense of humor is more dangerous than a loaded weapon hidden in one of state Sen. Russell Pearce's many cheap suits.
Personally, if someone were to cut off the heads of these steely photo radar sentinels like Cool Hand Luke did the heads of parking meters back in the day, I could give a whiffle ball. Ahem, not that I would ever encourage such hijinks...
Those under the gun in other respects in our Valley of Repression, such as Hispanics, should take notes:
When you're outgunned by the other side, nonviolent civil disobedience -- with a twist even -- can be more effective and attention-grabbing than the most serious and populous of marches or demonstrations.
Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.