Strip poker can be a fun party game when played by visually -- and age -- appropriate gamblers. It's a problem, however, when one of those playing is a preacher -- it's an even bigger problem when the only other player is a 14-year-old boy.
The former preacher at a Jehovah's Witness church in Phoenix was arrested last night for allegedly playing strip poker -- and doing a lot of other sick stuff -- with a 14-year-old boy more than 30 years ago.
David Nelson, the former leader of the Madison Park Congregation Church near 16th Street and Earll Drive in Phoenix, was arrested last night at his home for molesting a boy he met through the church in 1980.
We got our hands on the police report -- sick stuff.
According to the report, in September of 1980, when he was 33-years-old,
Nelson had the 14-year-old victim -- described as "a close family friend"
-- over to his house on at least two occasions to play cards. Nelson's
rules are different than, say, Vegas' -- the loser in his game is
required to pull out his junk and show it to the winner.
As the games progressed, the stakes got higher and the loser was required to touch the winner's penis with his hand.
According to the police report, both Nelson and the victim touched each other's wieners.
As the game progressed further, the stakes got even higher. By the end of the games, the loser had to suck the winner's penis, which happened, the report claims, on at least two occasions.
According to the report, the first time Nelson sucked the victim's penis, he hummed as he went to the bathroom to wash the victim's semen out of his mouth. On the second occasion, he just spit it into a towel.
If you just threw up in your mouth a little bit, we don't blame you.
Nelson was only caught because during a recent phone call with the victim, he admitted to the blowjobs and to playing strip poker with the boy. The conversation was recorded and given to police.
Nelson told police he wanted to apologize to the victim and that everything that happened was his fault (no shit, dude).
Nelson's been charged with two counts of sexual conduct with a minor, two counts of molestation of a child, and two counts of public sexual indecency.