Can someone cue Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself," please?

Global Orgasm

This is so amazingly retarded that I couldn't leave it alone. According this dumbass website, today is Global Orgasm Day, wherein everyone on Earth's supposed to have an orgasm, think about world peace, and somehow make the world a better place in the process. Stupid fucking liberals. I don't know about you, but every day is global orgasm day for me. As long as my subscription to Hustler holds out.

Looking at GO's slick website, it looks like they're about to sell me something, and maybe they are. The whole thing sounds like a gimmick. And their press releases make it seem more so. Read this lame shit from one of their PDF downloads:

Donna Sheehan, one of the organizers, said, "We want everyone to dedicate their orgasms on December 22nd to peace, unity and a redefinition of progress." She and her co-organizer, Paul Reffell, and their web designer, Gabe Lipman, will be available for the media to ask questions on the Day via two Skypecasts, which are hosted calls with space for up to one hundred callers, provided by Skype, the Internet telephony service.

I've got a question for you, "Why don't you eat me, you pathetic losers?" Judging from the pic on their blog, they're dead ringers for the Will Ferrell/Rachel Dratch SNL skit about these two gross, Ivory Tower types who keep humping each other in public.

I don't care if they're trying to sell T-shirts, T-Mobile, or if they're just idiotic old hippies. I hate this kind of nothing bullshit.

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